Over the course of May 9, 2017, Southern Boulevard was attacked by spam blogs. They commented on pictures and posts all around SB. If it weren’t for the Askimet Spam filter, they could’ve slipped through! The Spam Onslaught of 2017 … Continue reading Spam Onslaught!
Alexander has 18 chocolate bars. Alexander gives his friend, Dmitri, 2 chocolate bars. How many chocolate bars does Alexander have? (Hint: “Less” is not an acceptable answer). For this next word problem, some of the information is extraneous. You will … Continue reading Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Word Problems
Three amateur collegiate comedians from Connecticut enter NYC’s open mic scene. Adventures ensue. Shot on an iPhone 6 at 60 fps (up to 1080p). Edited in Adobe Premiere. The trip in pictures: Here are the open mics where we performed: … Continue reading CT Boys in the Big Apple
You’ve probably seen some of these. Heck, you probably are one of these. It’s cool. I’m one too. Janus feminii. This one makes dudes uncomfortable. Many women, bless them, take pictures next to a friend. To a gent the question is simple: … Continue reading Field Guide: Profile Pictures of Social Media
What is a meme? Why do they cause so much pain? Why are there so many terrible memes these days? What can be done to stop them? These questions and more will by answered in the following essay. Mind you, I’m not talking about Dank Memes. I’m talking about the kind of memes that become “a thing” on Twitter, Vine, and spread faster than ringworm in a middle school wrestling team. I’m looking at you, Daniel. This kid got a lifetime supply of sneakers from Ellen because there’s definitely no reason those sneakers should go to a kid with a debilitating disease or anything. Continue reading Stop the Memes
It’s density. Today Marty McFly showed up in his hometown. He’s probably not staring down a 3-D projection of Jaws. Instead, the pedestrians around him are staring down at their smartphones. The only good thing about real-life 2015 is that … Continue reading Marty McFly Arrived Today!