Spectacular Spam

Here’s an awesome spam comment I found in my Askimet filter! Enjoy!

Тherefore, a lօt of are created obtainable arouhd tthe worlɗ.
immne system by increasing the lеvel of glutathione, a key antioxidant.

The journey is slow sso that your body cann adjust
without being threatened, and to promote patience.

This was posted by a certain “Reggie,” whose website link I will definitely not be clicking. Askimet handily filters out hundreds of spam comments but checking the handful it leaves for moderation occasionally gives you inspirational statements like this. Thanks, “Reggie.” I hope your Lithuanian mastermind takes good care of your servers for decades to come.

Let’s dive a little deeper into Reggie’s sheer poetry. His explanation of the key antioxidant glutathione doesn’t just sound believable – it sounds beautiful. Take, for example, the third and fourth line: “sso that your body cann adjust/without being threatened.” The repetition of the two letters in line three gives us a sense of that slow adjustment, almost a slurring or bending of reality. What Reggie does as a poet is truly special, and while I can’t say I’d like to see more of his work, I’m sure he’s got a lot more on the way!


The point of this article? Exploring spam and the absurdity of some literary discussions. As much as I hate spam and love literary discussions.

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